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Cumberwolf here.
“Rose!”
“Doctor, what’s wrong?”
“Oh, Rose. It was awful.”
“Another nightmare?”
“Yes.”
“It’s alright. I’m here.”
“It was horrible. There was this wicked curly haired man messing about in my timestream. He called himself a moffat.”
“A muppet?”
“No, it was a moffat. And he sent this odd sort of one-dimensional creature with basically no motivation after me into my past. And then this young woman started stalking me for no reason. I mean, she’s lovely and kind, but doesn’t make any sense…”
“Calm down, Doctor. Just breathe.”
“My whole past cocked up. I - I don’t know who I am anymore.”
“It was just a nightmare. I’ll make us some tea and you’ll feel better.”
“I’d rather go back to bed.”
“Doctor, you just told me you don’t know who you are. I’m a bit too worried about you for that.”
“Oh, but you can remind me, Rose Tyler. I know just who I am when I’m with you.”
“I love you. You know that right?”
“Yes. You’re brilliant, really. I feel better just being here with you. Thank you.”
“Ahem.”
“Oh, right. And I love you too.”
“Come back to bed, Doctor…”